








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 508 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 144 matches | ||
| Premier | 40 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 7 matches | ||
| Wingman | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 21 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




17 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2923 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,107 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2874 | 26% |
| Smokes | 3518 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 2005 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 2710 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $786,126 of utility $138 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 343 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RECKLESS | 65% | 62 |
| #2 | qyurby | 63% | 81 |
| #3 | Awsome | 62% | 29 |
| #4 | Zard | 62% | 26 |
| #5 | ReXღ ツ | 57% | 21 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | qyurby | 7 | 0.0039 |
| #2 | ✪ JustLetItHappen | 5 | 0.0015 |
| #3 | Zard | 3 | 0.0055 |
| #4 | pecan50 | 2 | 0.0008 |
| #5 | RECKLESS | 2 | 0.0015 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | pecan50 | 545 | 0.21 | 15 min |
| #2 | ✪ JustLetItHappen | 494 | 0.15 | 12 min |
| #3 | qyurby | 304 | 0.17 | 8 min |
| #4 | RECKLESS | 231 | 0.17 | 5 min |
| #5 | Awsome | 183 | 0.29 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | qyurby | +3.66 | 81 | 69 |
| #2 | VagueDark | +2.23 | 62 | 55 |
| #3 | Dios | +2.21 | 73 | 61 |
| #4 | ReXღ ツ | +0.56 | 60 | 59 |
| #5 | Zard | +0.56 | 48 | 67 |





