








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 471 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 153 matches | ||
| Premier | 110 matches | ||
| Wingman | 5 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 17 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




11 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2396 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,658 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2352 | 20% |
| Smokes | 3369 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 2806 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 3131 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,358,970 of utility $190 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 150 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DAD | 65% | 17 |
| #2 | neight | 58% | 53 |
| #3 | Awsome | 57% | 61 |
| #4 | Dios | 55% | 139 |
| #5 | JimsBind006 | 55% | 47 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #8 | Fredrick™ | 50% | 16 |
| #9 | VagueDark | 50% | 26 |
| #10 | pecan50 | 50% | 221 |
| #11 | ReXღ ツ | 43% | 37 |
| #12 | tj3y | 41% | 17 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Dios | 8 | 0.0025 |
| #2 | pecan50 | 6 | 0.0012 |
| #3 | qyurby | 6 | 0.0021 |
| #4 | Awsome | 4 | 0.0031 |
| #5 | neight | 4 | 0.0034 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | pecan50 | 952 | 0.19 | 25 min |
| #2 | Dios | 657 | 0.20 | 16 min |
| #3 | qyurby | 525 | 0.18 | 15 min |
| #4 | Awsome | 472 | 0.36 | 13 min |
| #5 | neight | 268 | 0.23 | 8 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | neight | +4.31 | 79 | 69 |
| #2 | qyurby | +3.27 | 82 | 67 |
| #3 | DAD | +3.21 | 70 | 53 |
| #4 | Dios | +1.87 | 72 | 61 |
| #5 | Awsome | +1.17 | 67 | 68 |





