








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 388 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 160 matches | ||
| Premier | 103 matches | ||
| Wingman | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 4 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




10 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2959 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,470 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3857 | 29% |
| Smokes | 3082 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 2941 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 3590 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,020,789 of utility $138 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 76 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | leae | 70% | 23 |
| #2 | Orb1t | 65% | 26 |
| #3 | kooper | 65% | 20 |
| #4 | Dios | 57% | 112 |
| #5 | Awsome | 57% | 97 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #9 | neight | 53% | 57 |
| #10 | ✪ JustLetItHappen | 50% | 221 |
| #11 | VagueDark | 49% | 51 |
| #12 | ReXღ ツ | 42% | 36 |
| #13 | tj3y | 33% | 18 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | qyurby | 8 | 0.0031 |
| #2 | VagueDark | 8 | 0.0080 |
| #3 | ✪ JustLetItHappen | 6 | 0.0012 |
| #4 | Awsome | 6 | 0.0032 |
| #5 | neight | 3 | 0.0024 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Awsome | 675 | 0.36 | 18 min |
| #2 | ✪ JustLetItHappen | 655 | 0.13 | 16 min |
| #3 | Dios | 569 | 0.22 | 14 min |
| #4 | qyurby | 459 | 0.18 | 13 min |
| #5 | neight | 274 | 0.22 | 7 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | neight | +4.42 | 79 | 68 |
| #2 | qyurby | +3.57 | 82 | 67 |
| #3 | Orb1t | +2.31 | 71 | 66 |
| #4 | Dios | +1.98 | 71 | 61 |
| #5 | leae | +1.09 | 78 | 56 |





