








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 551 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 161 matches | ||
| Faceit | 84 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 9 matches | ||
| Wingman | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 16 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




15 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4166 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,368 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4031 | 30% |
| Smokes | 3812 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 2363 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 3162 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $966,543 of utility $129 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 39 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Dios | 63% | 81 |
| #2 | RECKLESS | 57% | 42 |
| #3 | pecan50 | 56% | 117 |
| #4 | ✪ JustLetItHappen | 53% | 129 |
| #5 | neight | 48% | 23 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Dios | 63% | 81 |
| #2 | RECKLESS | 57% | 42 |
| #3 | pecan50 | 56% | 117 |
| #4 | ✪ JustLetItHappen | 53% | 129 |
| #5 | neight | 48% | 23 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪ JustLetItHappen | 6 | 0.0021 |
| #2 | Dios | 6 | 0.0033 |
| #3 | pecan50 | 4 | 0.0015 |
| #4 | RECKLESS | 2 | 0.0022 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | pecan50 | 513 | 0.20 | 13 min |
| #2 | ✪ JustLetItHappen | 374 | 0.13 | 9 min |
| #3 | Dios | 330 | 0.18 | 8 min |
| #4 | RECKLESS | 148 | 0.16 | 3 min |
| #5 | neight | 106 | 0.21 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | neight | +3.48 | 79 | 69 |
| #2 | qyurby | +3.43 | 81 | 70 |
| #3 | Dios | +1.14 | 66 | 60 |
| #4 | RECKLESS | -1.52 | 65 | 57 |
| #5 | ✪ JustLetItHappen | -1.53 | 47 | 61 |





