








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 752 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 549 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 58 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




21 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4874 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 20,302 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4408 | 22% |
| Smokes | 5950 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 5531 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 4413 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,582,423 of utility $126 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 867 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ♥ a1rbee | 65% | 63 |
| #2 | Papa | 64% | 33 |
| #3 | SchnickS | 51% | 157 |
| #4 | ♛ Baal.i. | 51% | 161 |
| #5 | ♥ aLGo.klaeriker | 51% | 150 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | Scooby | 49% | 226 |
| #8 | ♥ king^^ | 48% | 344 |
| #9 | FireBee | 47% | 216 |
| #10 | ♥ BlyatBee | 47% | 291 |
| #11 | gr3cco | 44% | 77 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ♥ BlyatBee | 18 | 0.0029 |
| #2 | FireBee | 15 | 0.0032 |
| #3 | ♦ Nik™ - iwnl | 12 | 0.0027 |
| #4 | SchnickS | 9 | 0.0026 |
| #5 | Scooby | 8 | 0.0017 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ♥ BlyatBee | 695 | 0.11 | 17 min |
| #2 | Scooby | 517 | 0.11 | 16 min |
| #3 | FireBee | 492 | 0.10 | 14 min |
| #4 | ♦ Nik™ - iwnl | 346 | 0.08 | 9 min |
| #5 | ♥ king^^ | 312 | 0.04 | 8 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ♥ aLGo.klaeriker | +3.03 | 85 | 62 |
| #2 | FireBee | +2.88 | 82 | 61 |
| #3 | ♛ Baal.i. | +1.01 | 64 | 62 |
| #4 | ♥ GilletteBee | +0.54 | 73 | 63 |
| #5 | SchnickS | +0.32 | 81 | 68 |





