








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 881 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 624 matches | ||
| Faceit | 47 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 181 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




14 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
8059 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 20,179 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3442 | 17% |
| Smokes | 4158 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 8547 | 42% |
| Molotovs | 4032 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,578,987 of utility $224 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 86 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Papa | 55% | 60 |
| #2 | ♥ a1rbee | 54% | 220 |
| #3 | gr3cco | 50% | 48 |
| #4 | ♥ aLGo.klaeriker | 50% | 255 |
| #5 | ♛ Baal.i. | 49% | 404 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | FireBee | 47% | 258 |
| #8 | ♦ Nik™ - iwnl | 47% | 209 |
| #9 | Scooby | 46% | 276 |
| #10 | SchnickS | 45% | 168 |
| #11 | ♥ BlyatBee | 43% | 300 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | FireBee | 15 | 0.0027 |
| #2 | ♥ BlyatBee | 14 | 0.0021 |
| #3 | ♥ GilletteBee | 12 | 0.0016 |
| #4 | ♦ Nik™ - iwnl | 11 | 0.0024 |
| #5 | ♛ Baal.i. | 10 | 0.0011 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ♥ BlyatBee | 773 | 0.12 | 19 min |
| #2 | Scooby | 731 | 0.12 | 21 min |
| #3 | ♥ GilletteBee | 638 | 0.09 | 15 min |
| #4 | ♥ a1rbee | 608 | 0.13 | 16 min |
| #5 | ♥ aLGo.klaeriker | 597 | 0.11 | 17 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | FireBee | +2.87 | 86 | 61 |
| #2 | ♥ aLGo.klaeriker | +2.69 | 85 | 62 |
| #3 | ♥ GilletteBee | +0.71 | 75 | 64 |
| #4 | ♛ Baal.i. | +0.47 | 66 | 65 |
| #5 | SchnickS | +0.25 | 80 | 70 |





