








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 739 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 363 matches | ||
| Faceit | 50 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 66 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




29 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5956 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,496 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4201 | 34% |
| Smokes | 2348 | 19% |
| HE Grenades | 3579 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 2368 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,630,765 of utility $162 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 213 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Papa | 66% | 32 |
| #2 | ♥ a1rbee | 58% | 101 |
| #3 | Scooby | 55% | 176 |
| #4 | gr3cco | 52% | 63 |
| #5 | ♦ Nik™ - iwnl | 52% | 159 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | ♥ BlyatBee | 52% | 197 |
| #7 | ♛ Baal.i. | 50% | 199 |
| #8 | SchnickS | 50% | 135 |
| #9 | ♥ king^^ | 47% | 258 |
| #10 | ♥ GilletteBee | 47% | 216 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ♥ BlyatBee | 10 | 0.0023 |
| #2 | ♥ GilletteBee | 8 | 0.0017 |
| #3 | Scooby | 6 | 0.0016 |
| #4 | SchnickS | 6 | 0.0020 |
| #5 | ♛ Baal.i. | 5 | 0.0012 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ♥ BlyatBee | 508 | 0.12 | 12 min |
| #2 | Scooby | 481 | 0.13 | 14 min |
| #3 | ♥ GilletteBee | 375 | 0.08 | 9 min |
| #4 | ♛ Baal.i. | 306 | 0.07 | 6 min |
| #5 | ♦ Nik™ - iwnl | 290 | 0.08 | 6 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | FireBee | +3.08 | 85 | 60 |
| #2 | ♛ Baal.i. | +0.67 | 67 | 64 |
| #3 | SchnickS | +0.11 | 78 | 70 |
| #4 | ♥ GilletteBee | -0.02 | 69 | 62 |
| #5 | ♥ a1rbee | -0.40 | 70 | 69 |





