








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1078 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 515 matches | ||
| Faceit | 52 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 15 matches | ||
| Wingman | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 86 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




20 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5215 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 24,237 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4845 | 20% |
| Smokes | 7773 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 6335 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 5284 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,271,670 of utility $162 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 229 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #8 | FireBee | 50% | 199 |
| #9 | Scooby | 50% | 252 |
| #10 | ♥ king^^ | 49% | 404 |
| #11 | SchnickS | 48% | 129 |
| #12 | ♥ BlyatBee | 44% | 156 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ♦ Nik™ - iwnl | 13 | 0.0038 |
| #2 | ♥ aLGo.klaeriker | 12 | 0.0022 |
| #3 | FireBee | 9 | 0.0021 |
| #4 | ♥ king^^ | 8 | 0.0009 |
| #5 | ♥ a1rbee | 8 | 0.0016 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Scooby | 669 | 0.13 | 19 min |
| #2 | ♥ a1rbee | 605 | 0.12 | 16 min |
| #3 | ♥ aLGo.klaeriker | 596 | 0.11 | 16 min |
| #4 | FireBee | 493 | 0.11 | 16 min |
| #5 | ♥ king^^ | 466 | 0.05 | 10 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | FireBee | +3.28 | 86 | 61 |
| #2 | ♥ aLGo.klaeriker | +3.06 | 86 | 61 |
| #3 | ♥ GilletteBee | +0.57 | 75 | 64 |
| #4 | ♛ Baal.i. | +0.52 | 66 | 63 |
| #5 | SchnickS | +0.43 | 79 | 68 |





