








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 844 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 545 matches | ||
| Faceit | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 41 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




16 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3628 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 22,855 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5507 | 24% |
| Smokes | 6364 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 7568 | 33% |
| Molotovs | 3416 | 15% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,441,124 of utility $183 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 193 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | gr3cco | 58% | 43 |
| #2 | ♥ a1rbee | 58% | 112 |
| #3 | Papa | 57% | 49 |
| #4 | FireBee | 55% | 176 |
| #5 | SchnickS | 50% | 82 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #8 | ♥ aLGo.klaeriker | 47% | 148 |
| #9 | ♥ king^^ | 46% | 276 |
| #10 | ♥ BlyatBee | 45% | 198 |
| #11 | ♦ Nik™ - iwnl | 45% | 145 |
| #12 | NicK_____________/ | 41% | 34 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ♥ BlyatBee | 10 | 0.0024 |
| #2 | ♛ Baal.i. | 9 | 0.0017 |
| #3 | ♦ Nik™ - iwnl | 9 | 0.0029 |
| #4 | ♥ GilletteBee | 7 | 0.0015 |
| #5 | FireBee | 7 | 0.0019 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ♥ BlyatBee | 474 | 0.11 | 12 min |
| #2 | ♥ GilletteBee | 411 | 0.09 | 10 min |
| #3 | FireBee | 402 | 0.11 | 12 min |
| #4 | ♥ a1rbee | 334 | 0.14 | 9 min |
| #5 | ♥ aLGo.klaeriker | 325 | 0.11 | 9 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | FireBee | +3.43 | 85 | 60 |
| #2 | NicK_____________/ | +2.69 | 76 | 73 |
| #3 | ♥ aLGo.klaeriker | +2.60 | 84 | 60 |
| #4 | ♥ GilletteBee | +0.99 | 72 | 63 |
| #5 | ♛ Baal.i. | +0.79 | 65 | 61 |





