








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1273 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 360 matches | ||
| Premier | 241 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 34 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




45 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
8038 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 30,679 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 8235 | 27% |
| Smokes | 7979 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 6884 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 7581 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,707,219 of utility $114 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1226 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sbeve | 74% | 42 |
| #2 | kommi666 | 68% | 68 |
| #3 | skruubz | 67% | 173 |
| #4 | wyan | 66% | 86 |
| #5 | fArt | 66% | 229 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #12 | bango | 55% | 310 |
| #13 | oomi | 55% | 44 |
| #14 | Curv | 53% | 59 |
| #15 | jes | 52% | 75 |
| #16 | nrb | 48% | 40 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | bango | 20 | 0.0032 |
| #2 | xtnkt | 20 | 0.0065 |
| #3 | fArt | 12 | 0.0025 |
| #4 | skruubz | 11 | 0.0031 |
| #5 | wyan | 6 | 0.0033 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | fArt | 1745 | 0.37 | 50 min |
| #2 | bango | 1229 | 0.20 | 30 min |
| #3 | skruubz | 899 | 0.25 | 24 min |
| #4 | xtnkt | 857 | 0.28 | 19 min |
| #5 | jes | 461 | 0.28 | 11 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | skruubz | +3.99 | 84 | 74 |
| #2 | oomi | +2.57 | 84 | 63 |
| #3 | nrb | +2.29 | 91 | 70 |
| #4 | wyan | +2.21 | 86 | 69 |
| #5 | xtnkt | +1.46 | 77 | 69 |





