








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 961 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 283 matches | ||
| Premier | 127 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 41 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




33 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6314 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 25,116 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 7954 | 32% |
| Smokes | 6577 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 5014 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 5571 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $760,897 of utility $73 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 253 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | xtnkt | 80% | 51 |
| #2 | owen | 75% | 28 |
| #3 | Clutch | 74% | 38 |
| #4 | Drawde | 72% | 32 |
| #5 | kowalskey | 72% | 39 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #12 | weine | 62% | 60 |
| #13 | wyan | 59% | 85 |
| #14 | bango | 58% | 138 |
| #15 | kommi666 | 57% | 42 |
| #16 | dinner | 56% | 41 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | bango | 12 | 0.0041 |
| #2 | traditions | 11 | 0.0031 |
| #3 | fArt | 9 | 0.0020 |
| #4 | Fredrick™ | 6 | 0.0015 |
| #5 | kowalskey | 6 | 0.0071 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | fArt | 1742 | 0.39 | 52 min |
| #2 | traditions | 610 | 0.17 | 15 min |
| #3 | bango | 526 | 0.18 | 13 min |
| #4 | Fredrick™ | 424 | 0.11 | 10 min |
| #5 | wyan | 308 | 0.18 | 9 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | skruubz | +3.89 | 83 | 75 |
| #2 | weine | +2.91 | 91 | 72 |
| #3 | wyan | +1.39 | 82 | 70 |
| #4 | xtnkt | +1.35 | 76 | 68 |
| #5 | FromBehind?! | +0.80 | 69 | 50 |





