








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 531 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 192 matches | ||
| Premier | 166 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 13 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




30 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3507 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,177 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2021 | 18% |
| Smokes | 2805 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 3144 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 3207 | 29% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,238,769 of utility $124 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 614 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | axeera | 63% | 38 |
| #2 | yyyyyyyyyyyyyy | 58% | 45 |
| #3 | aero | 56% | 97 |
| #4 | ❟❛❟Ayli ❟❛❟ | 55% | 33 |
| #5 | Tills | 54% | 133 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | Tills | 54% | 133 |
| #6 | Noggenfogger | 51% | 111 |
| #7 | wyan | 51% | 102 |
| #8 | Boomservice | 47% | 38 |
| #9 | Game Knight | 36% | 28 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tills | 28 | 0.0094 |
| #2 | wyan | 14 | 0.0069 |
| #3 | axeera | 7 | 0.0088 |
| #4 | yyyyyyyyyyyyyy | 6 | 0.0068 |
| #5 | aero | 4 | 0.0020 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tills | 428 | 0.14 | 11 min |
| #2 | Noggenfogger | 384 | 0.16 | 10 min |
| #3 | aero | 363 | 0.18 | 10 min |
| #4 | wyan | 351 | 0.17 | 9 min |
| #5 | Boomservice | 192 | 0.21 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | wyan | +2.20 | 89 | 72 |
| #2 | axeera | +1.83 | 85 | 44 |
| #3 | ❟❛❟Ayli ❟❛❟ | +1.57 | 89 | 59 |
| #4 | yyyyyyyyyyyyyy | +0.96 | 79 | 50 |
| #5 | Tills | +0.95 | 82 | 66 |





