








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 2118 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 260 matches | ||
| Faceit | 75 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 20 matches | ||
| Wingman | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Golden | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 20 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




52 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7209 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,943 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2935 | 23% |
| Smokes | 3354 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 2624 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 4030 | 31% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,203,215 of utility $210 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 477 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | Noah | 52% | 92 |
| #5 | Fabulous HUDSON HORNET | 51% | 47 |
| #6 | Gtx_Hamster | 50% | 50 |
| #7 | Venox | 47% | 58 |
| #8 | Noshian | 45% | 85 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | FRE3ZER | 35 | 0.0051 |
| #2 | Venox | 13 | 0.0108 |
| #3 | Noshian | 12 | 0.0069 |
| #4 | Gtx_Hamster | 7 | 0.0071 |
| #5 | Fabulous HUDSON HORNET | 6 | 0.0062 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | FRE3ZER | 1267 | 0.18 | 33 min |
| #2 | Noah | 313 | 0.16 | 8 min |
| #3 | Venox | 177 | 0.15 | 4 min |
| #4 | Noshian | 171 | 0.10 | 3 min |
| #5 | Fabulous HUDSON HORNET | 66 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Silence | +3.75 | 93 | 55 |
| #2 | FRE3ZER | +2.09 | 90 | 62 |
| #3 | Salami | -0.78 | 68 | 28 |
| #4 | Venox | -1.26 | 66 | 60 |
| #5 | Noah | -1.97 | 61 | 65 |





