








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 518 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 517 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 14 matches | ||
| Faceit | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 29 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




146 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6647 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,936 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4358 | 31% |
| Smokes | 4424 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 2873 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 2281 | 16% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,782,723 of utility $207 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1085 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | FRE3ZER | 57% | 207 |
| #2 | Noah | 51% | 39 |
| #3 | Fabulous HUDSON HORNET | 51% | 133 |
| #4 | triebtäteR | 49% | 90 |
| #5 | Silence | 47% | 58 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | triebtäteR | 49% | 90 |
| #5 | Silence | 47% | 58 |
| #6 | Gtx_Hamster | 45% | 160 |
| #7 | Hackbraten | 45% | 242 |
| #8 | Noshian | 44% | 232 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Noshian | 54 | 0.0114 |
| #2 | Hackbraten | 50 | 0.0098 |
| #3 | Fabulous HUDSON HORNET | 34 | 0.0126 |
| #4 | Gtx_Hamster | 27 | 0.0080 |
| #5 | FRE3ZER | 18 | 0.0042 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | FRE3ZER | 747 | 0.17 | 20 min |
| #2 | Hackbraten | 672 | 0.13 | 18 min |
| #3 | Noshian | 440 | 0.09 | 10 min |
| #4 | Fabulous HUDSON HORNET | 198 | 0.07 | 5 min |
| #5 | Silence | 159 | 0.13 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | FRE3ZER | +3.96 | 90 | 58 |
| #2 | Silence | +3.73 | 92 | 62 |
| #3 | Venox | +0.65 | 69 | 57 |
| #4 | Gtx_Hamster | -0.54 | 66 | 44 |
| #5 | Noshian | -0.85 | 61 | 59 |





