








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 372 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 97 matches | ||
| Faceit | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 15 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




3 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1483 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,273 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1915 | 31% |
| Smokes | 1441 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 1490 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 1427 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $743,382 of utility $184 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 264 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Fabulous HUDSON HORNET | 59% | 29 |
| #2 | FRE3ZER | 54% | 155 |
| #3 | Silence | 52% | 92 |
| #4 | Venox | 51% | 39 |
| #5 | Gtx_Hamster | 50% | 20 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | Venox | 51% | 39 |
| #5 | Gtx_Hamster | 50% | 20 |
| #6 | Noshian | 48% | 48 |
| #7 | triebtäteR | 44% | 16 |
| #8 | Hackbraten | 40% | 10 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | FRE3ZER | 21 | 0.0066 |
| #2 | Silence | 16 | 0.0083 |
| #3 | Noshian | 14 | 0.0140 |
| #4 | Venox | 14 | 0.0180 |
| #5 | Fabulous HUDSON HORNET | 5 | 0.0088 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | FRE3ZER | 520 | 0.16 | 14 min |
| #2 | Silence | 197 | 0.10 | 6 min |
| #3 | Venox | 107 | 0.14 | 3 min |
| #4 | Noshian | 97 | 0.10 | 2 min |
| #5 | Hackbraten | 49 | 0.22 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Silence | +3.30 | 91 | 56 |
| #2 | FRE3ZER | +3.11 | 88 | 61 |
| #3 | Gtx_Hamster | -0.97 | 77 | 35 |
| #4 | Venox | -0.99 | 59 | 62 |
| #5 | Noah | -1.40 | 67 | 63 |





