








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 691 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 165 matches | ||
| Faceit | 39 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 24 matches | ||
| Wingman | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 17 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




11 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4232 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,846 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3594 | 30% |
| Smokes | 3235 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 2115 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 2902 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $913,875 of utility $135 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1072 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | jace | 61% | 69 |
| #2 | Washed | 60% | 189 |
| #3 | F1skar | 60% | 93 |
| #4 | Halko | 59% | 70 |
| #5 | nichet | 59% | 188 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bipje | 9 | 0.0021 |
| #2 | nichet | 8 | 0.0020 |
| #3 | jace | 6 | 0.0043 |
| #4 | Washed | 4 | 0.0010 |
| #5 | Halko | 3 | 0.0020 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Washed | 681 | 0.17 | 16 min |
| #2 | Bipje | 495 | 0.12 | 11 min |
| #3 | nichet | 401 | 0.10 | 11 min |
| #4 | Halko | 187 | 0.12 | 6 min |
| #5 | jace | 146 | 0.11 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | carppa | +3.71 | 77 | 69 |
| #2 | jace | +1.28 | 79 | 56 |
| #3 | Washed | +0.02 | 69 | 63 |
| #4 | F1skar | -0.64 | 72 | 48 |
| #5 | nichet | -0.65 | 36 | 62 |





