








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 442 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 239 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 15 matches | ||
| Faceit | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 13 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




16 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3486 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,618 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2335 | 19% |
| Smokes | 3879 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 3596 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 2808 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,328,040 of utility $164 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 775 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bipje | 13 | 0.0024 |
| #2 | Washed | 10 | 0.0016 |
| #3 | jace | 8 | 0.0027 |
| #4 | carppa | 7 | 0.0018 |
| #5 | Halko | 5 | 0.0015 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Washed | 1102 | 0.18 | 29 min |
| #2 | carppa | 1035 | 0.26 | 31 min |
| #3 | Bipje | 607 | 0.11 | 15 min |
| #4 | Halko | 430 | 0.13 | 13 min |
| #5 | jace | 341 | 0.12 | 8 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | carppa | +4.52 | 78 | 70 |
| #2 | morn pouse | +2.90 | 84 | 65 |
| #3 | jace | +1.84 | 82 | 57 |
| #4 | Washed | +0.07 | 69 | 63 |
| #5 | F1skar | +0.05 | 74 | 48 |





