








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 206 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 162 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 14 matches | ||
| Faceit | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 54 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




27 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2093 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,559 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1394 | 39% |
| Smokes | 760 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 1134 | 32% |
| Molotovs | 271 | 8% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,412,427 of utility $248 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 596 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | THG♥ | 52% | 31 |
| #2 | W0lfy2 | 48% | 27 |
| #3 | Roach AL | 41% | 41 |
| #4 | supr3m♥ | 41% | 185 |
| #5 | THES1MPG0D | 39% | 67 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | Fred | 36% | 22 |
| #8 | ' Ant ' | 36% | 47 |
| #9 | WickedShaman | 35% | 23 |
| #10 | Axis_Vapor | 33% | 18 |
| #11 | RaZeD | 32% | 59 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | supr3m♥ | 24 | 0.0059 |
| #2 | Roach AL | 8 | 0.0091 |
| #3 | Sammy De | 6 | 0.0019 |
| #4 | THES1MPG0D | 6 | 0.0043 |
| #5 | THG♥ | 4 | 0.0061 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | supr3m♥ | 303 | 0.07 | 6 min |
| #2 | Sammy De | 238 | 0.07 | 6 min |
| #3 | RaZeD | 150 | 0.11 | 4 min |
| #4 | THES1MPG0D | 93 | 0.07 | 2 min |
| #5 | THG♥ | 81 | 0.12 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | supr3m♥ | +2.73 | 75 | 53 |
| #2 | Fred | +2.49 | 79 | 51 |
| #3 | Axis_Vapor | +1.45 | 92 | 44 |
| #4 | Roach AL | +1.42 | 89 | 48 |
| #5 | ' Ant ' | +1.40 | 73 | 47 |





