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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 175 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 256 matches | ||
| Faceit | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 8 matches | ||
| Wingman | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 5 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




17 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2746 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,890 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1718 | 17% |
| Smokes | 2557 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 2878 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 2737 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,067,869 of utility $133 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 48 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ' Ant ' | 47% | 85 |
| #2 | THES1MPG0D | 46% | 41 |
| #3 | THG♥ | 44% | 79 |
| #4 | Roach AL | 44% | 80 |
| #5 | supr3m♥ | 43% | 342 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | Fred | 42% | 78 |
| #7 | RaZeD | 39% | 97 |
| #8 | bandit | 38% | 143 |
| #9 | W0lfy2 | 38% | 24 |
| #10 | WickedShaman | 37% | 27 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | supr3m♥ | 27 | 0.0036 |
| #2 | Roach AL | 10 | 0.0059 |
| #3 | bandit | 9 | 0.0028 |
| #4 | RaZeD | 8 | 0.0037 |
| #5 | ' Ant ' | 4 | 0.0021 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | supr3m♥ | 625 | 0.08 | 15 min |
| #2 | bandit | 241 | 0.08 | 5 min |
| #3 | THG♥ | 224 | 0.13 | 5 min |
| #4 | RaZeD | 210 | 0.10 | 7 min |
| #5 | Roach AL | 161 | 0.09 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Fred | +2.71 | 77 | 52 |
| #2 | supr3m♥ | +2.30 | 75 | 54 |
| #3 | Roach AL | +1.21 | 87 | 47 |
| #4 | ' Ant ' | +1.10 | 70 | 53 |
| #5 | THG♥ | -0.31 | 61 | 58 |





