








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 619 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September



The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 202 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 26 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




18 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1916 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,798 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1387 | 20% |
| Smokes | 1768 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 1257 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 2386 | 35% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,084,668 of utility $193 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 351 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Roach AL | 56% | 25 |
| #2 | ' Ant ' | 52% | 25 |
| #3 | Sammy De | 46% | 41 |
| #4 | WickedShaman | 39% | 33 |
| #5 | bandit | 39% | 67 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | supr3m♥ | 117 | 0.06 | 2 min |
| #2 | bandit | 99 | 0.07 | 2 min |
| #3 | Sammy De | 98 | 0.11 | 2 min |
| #4 | RaZeD | 65 | 0.10 | 2 min |
| #5 | Roach AL | 45 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | supr3m♥ | +4.60 | 78 | 53 |
| #2 | Roach AL | +2.35 | 93 | 44 |
| #3 | ' Ant ' | +1.94 | 72 | 56 |
| #4 | bandit | +0.30 | 61 | 31 |
| #5 | WickedShaman | +0.12 | 50 | 23 |





