








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1168 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 317 matches | ||
| Wingman | 21 matches | ||
| Faceit | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 42 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




68 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6426 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 14,380 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2769 | 19% |
| Smokes | 4348 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 3712 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 3551 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,606,302 of utility $149 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 621 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | W0lfy2 | 50% | 44 |
| #2 | THG♥ | 49% | 120 |
| #3 | ' Ant ' | 48% | 88 |
| #4 | Fred | 47% | 74 |
| #5 | Roach AL | 44% | 109 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | bandit | 19 | 0.0047 |
| #2 | Roach AL | 19 | 0.0082 |
| #3 | Sammy De | 17 | 0.0023 |
| #4 | THG♥ | 13 | 0.0053 |
| #5 | THES1MPG0D | 12 | 0.0063 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sammy De | 484 | 0.07 | 12 min |
| #2 | bandit | 314 | 0.08 | 7 min |
| #3 | THG♥ | 312 | 0.13 | 6 min |
| #4 | RaZeD | 252 | 0.10 | 7 min |
| #5 | Roach AL | 223 | 0.10 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Fred | +3.14 | 79 | 53 |
| #2 | supr3m♥ | +2.64 | 75 | 52 |
| #3 | Roach AL | +1.42 | 87 | 46 |
| #4 | ' Ant ' | +0.98 | 69 | 52 |
| #5 | THG♥ | -0.35 | 63 | 55 |





