








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 156 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 93 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 10 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




28 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1595 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,417 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1202 | 35% |
| Smokes | 435 | 13% |
| HE Grenades | 977 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 803 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $345,495 of utility $94 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 227 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | THGβ₯ | 82% | 11 |
| #2 | W0lfy2 | 78% | 9 |
| #3 | THES1MPG0D | 56% | 25 |
| #4 | ' Ant ' | 50% | 22 |
| #5 | Rennny | 45% | 29 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | Sammy De | 44% | 80 |
| #8 | bandit | 41% | 41 |
| #9 | πΎππππ£ππ | 38% | 26 |
| #10 | b | 35% | 17 |
| #11 | RaZeD | 9% | 11 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | supr3mβ₯ | 16 | 0.0069 |
| #2 | bandit | 6 | 0.0068 |
| #3 | Sammy De | 4 | 0.0024 |
| #4 | b | 3 | 0.0087 |
| #5 | THGβ₯ | 3 | 0.0134 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | supr3mβ₯ | 162 | 0.07 | 3 min |
| #2 | Sammy De | 158 | 0.09 | 4 min |
| #3 | bandit | 92 | 0.10 | 2 min |
| #4 | THGβ₯ | 45 | 0.20 | 1 min |
| #5 | Rennny | 40 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Rennny | +2.74 | 74 | 48 |
| #2 | supr3mβ₯ | +2.60 | 74 | 54 |
| #3 | THGβ₯ | +1.56 | 75 | 73 |
| #4 | Roach AL | +0.95 | 87 | 45 |
| #5 | ' Ant ' | +0.07 | 63 | 50 |





