








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1643 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Nuke | 388 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 274 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 203 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 201 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 121 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 105 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 86 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 76 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 73 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 63 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 3 matches | ||
| Premier | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 2 matches | ||
| Faceit | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 45 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




92 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
12544 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 44,132 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 15778 | 36% |
| Smokes | 14896 | 34% |
| HE Grenades | 11428 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 2030 | 5% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,159,390 of utility $96 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 5345 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | schwartz "moses" peek | 210 | 0.0135 |
| #2 | "mccoy" | 90 | 0.0093 |
| #3 | Mike Hawkslong | 87 | 0.0091 |
| #4 | retroP | 67 | 0.0153 |
| #5 | 2tone | 48 | 0.0059 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Pav 2.0 | +3.04 | 75 | 40 |
| #2 | the wolf... | +2.72 | 67 | 62 |
| #3 | csgooch | +2.66 | 73 | 50 |
| #4 | 2tone | +2.42 | 71 | 54 |
| #5 | auhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh | +1.74 | 76 | 32 |





