








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1609 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Nuke | 333 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 203 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 197 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 176 matches | ||
| Premier | 151 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 125 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 114 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 84 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 67 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 58 matches | ||
| Faceit | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 6 matches | ||
| Wingman | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 74 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




399 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
12327 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 23,692 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5030 | 21% |
| Smokes | 6405 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 7489 | 32% |
| Molotovs | 4768 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $5,280,205 of utility $167 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 5410 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | "mccoy" | 112 | 0.0094 |
| #2 | Mike Hawkslong | 105 | 0.0110 |
| #3 | WeaViE | 42 | 0.0027 |
| #4 | 2tone | 36 | 0.0067 |
| #5 | retroP | 35 | 0.0154 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | WeaViE | 1695 | 0.11 | 44 min |
| #2 | the wolf... | 872 | 0.20 | 19 min |
| #3 | 2tone | 681 | 0.13 | 16 min |
| #4 | retroP | 497 | 0.22 | 13 min |
| #5 | Mike Hawkslong | 421 | 0.04 | 7 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Pav 2.0 | +3.02 | 73 | 38 |
| #2 | csgooch | +2.90 | 71 | 51 |
| #3 | the wolf... | +2.54 | 68 | 63 |
| #4 | 2tone | +2.44 | 73 | 54 |
| #5 | auhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh | +1.99 | 73 | 37 |





