








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 114 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 113 matches | ||
| Premier | 28 matches | ||
| Wingman | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 7 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




11 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1998 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,493 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1203 | 22% |
| Smokes | 1161 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 1349 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 1780 | 32% |
Our logs show you have wasted $732,811 of utility $174 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 14 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #10 | ProwL | 56% | 25 |
| #11 | Glase | 55% | 127 |
| #12 | Bennyquan | 54% | 56 |
| #13 | Pleb | 53% | 40 |
| #14 | Player | 43% | 47 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Hunter | 4 | 0.0041 |
| #2 | Gingjaa | 3 | 0.0014 |
| #3 | Glase | 2 | 0.0007 |
| #4 | Intense | 2 | 0.0012 |
| #5 | Trees. | 2 | 0.0016 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Glase | 722 | 0.25 | 25 min |
| #2 | Gingjaa | 545 | 0.26 | 15 min |
| #3 | Pleb | 212 | 0.25 | 6 min |
| #4 | Intense | 210 | 0.12 | 6 min |
| #5 | Bennyquan | 204 | 0.16 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Hunter | +4.77 | 88 | 75 |
| #2 | Gingjaa | +2.88 | 78 | 72 |
| #3 | ProwL | +1.58 | 62 | 77 |
| #4 | Alo | +0.93 | 83 | 49 |
| #5 | Glase | +0.32 | 76 | 82 |





