








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 494 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Nuke | 158 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 100 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 57 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 35 matches | ||
| Faceit | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 26 matches | ||
| Premier | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 6 matches | ||
| Wingman | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 60 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




10 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3863 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 15,281 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2612 | 17% |
| Smokes | 2888 | 19% |
| HE Grenades | 4843 | 32% |
| Molotovs | 4938 | 32% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,055,826 of utility $189 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1247 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪Kalu | 81% | 52 |
| #2 | karriSツ | 73% | 196 |
| #3 | Karii | 72% | 29 |
| #4 | saNppa™ | 72% | 46 |
| #5 | ipsu | 70% | 47 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #9 | Jarii | 68% | 428 |
| #10 | muussi | 67% | 415 |
| #11 | Tommux | 65% | 100 |
| #12 | Riisi | 62% | 52 |
| #13 | t0d | 50% | 42 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jarii | 20 | 0.0024 |
| #2 | karriSツ | 15 | 0.0039 |
| #3 | muussi | 7 | 0.0009 |
| #4 | ✪Kalu | 6 | 0.0062 |
| #5 | Esdeath | 5 | 0.0012 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | muussi | 1947 | 0.24 | 62 min |
| #2 | Esdeath | 1020 | 0.24 | 32 min |
| #3 | Jarii | 484 | 0.06 | 15 min |
| #4 | Tommux | 259 | 0.13 | 8 min |
| #5 | Nillkki | 151 | 0.10 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪Kalu | +3.61 | 77 | 68 |
| #2 | JalluPena | +3.47 | 75 | 75 |
| #3 | Karii | +3.47 | 61 | 63 |
| #4 | Esdeath | +3.12 | 78 | 79 |
| #5 | Jarii | +3.07 | 67 | 68 |





