








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 2252 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 288 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 242 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 172 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 150 matches | ||
| Faceit | 78 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 64 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 55 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 46 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 40 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 61 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




36 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
14170 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 48,322 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 12475 | 26% |
| Smokes | 13432 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 11656 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 10759 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $4,160,675 of utility $166 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 328 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jarii | 70% | 526 |
| #2 | Lebiiis | 69% | 216 |
| #3 | karriSツ | 69% | 468 |
| #4 | Tommux | 67% | 180 |
| #5 | muussi | 66% | 642 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | muussi | 3209 | 0.25 | 103 min |
| #2 | ipsu | 1046 | 0.12 | 27 min |
| #3 | t0d | 1014 | 0.11 | 29 min |
| #4 | Nillkki | 705 | 0.08 | 16 min |
| #5 | Jarii | 565 | 0.06 | 18 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Esdeath | +2.49 | 79 | 74 |
| #2 | Jarii | +2.29 | 65 | 68 |
| #3 | ipsu | +1.37 | 72 | 63 |
| #4 | Tommux | +0.69 | 76 | 76 |
| #5 | karriSツ | +0.48 | 89 | 54 |





