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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 302 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 174 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 148 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 108 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 92 matches | ||
| Faceit | 49 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 39 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 19 matches | ||
| Wingman | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 56 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




12 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6201 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 29,592 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4439 | 15% |
| Smokes | 6653 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 9799 | 33% |
| Molotovs | 8701 | 29% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,090,497 of utility $133 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 84 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lebiiis | 69% | 78 |
| #2 | muussi | 63% | 365 |
| #3 | Jarii | 62% | 317 |
| #4 | karriSツ | 61% | 245 |
| #5 | Tommux | 61% | 84 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | Tommux | 61% | 84 |
| #6 | Esdeath | 60% | 444 |
| #7 | ipsu | 55% | 360 |
| #8 | Riisi | 55% | 234 |
| #9 | t0d | 54% | 380 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Esdeath | 16 | 0.0018 |
| #2 | ipsu | 16 | 0.0022 |
| #3 | karriSツ | 14 | 0.0029 |
| #4 | Jarii | 9 | 0.0014 |
| #5 | t0d | 8 | 0.0010 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Esdeath | 1847 | 0.21 | 56 min |
| #2 | muussi | 1772 | 0.24 | 58 min |
| #3 | t0d | 934 | 0.12 | 27 min |
| #4 | ipsu | 831 | 0.12 | 21 min |
| #5 | Riisi | 404 | 0.09 | 10 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Esdeath | +2.35 | 78 | 73 |
| #2 | Jarii | +2.21 | 65 | 67 |
| #3 | ipsu | +1.83 | 74 | 63 |
| #4 | karriSツ | +1.04 | 94 | 55 |
| #5 | t0d | +0.52 | 73 | 75 |





