








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1573 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 923 matches | ||
| Faceit | 37 matches | ||
| Wingman | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 65 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




48 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
11070 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 39,074 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 9259 | 24% |
| Smokes | 9799 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 11375 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 8641 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,017,424 of utility $135 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1522 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | R1ku | 55% | 401 |
| #2 | Smurffiin4 | 54% | 139 |
| #3 | HolyCrusadee | 50% | 640 |
| #4 | WalZZor⭕⃤ | 49% | 584 |
| #5 | WilleX | 49% | 160 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | WilleX | 49% | 160 |
| #6 | AXXV | 48% | 80 |
| #7 | Galileo | 47% | 171 |
| #8 | TOMMY | 43% | 83 |
| #9 | buren | 42% | 72 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | HolyCrusadee | 33 | 0.0024 |
| #2 | R1ku | 13 | 0.0015 |
| #3 | Galileo | 12 | 0.0032 |
| #4 | Smurffiin4 | 11 | 0.0037 |
| #5 | WalZZor⭕⃤ | 8 | 0.0006 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | HolyCrusadee | 1887 | 0.14 | 50 min |
| #2 | WalZZor⭕⃤ | 1420 | 0.11 | 34 min |
| #3 | WilleX | 717 | 0.21 | 20 min |
| #4 | R1ku | 684 | 0.08 | 15 min |
| #5 | Galileo | 285 | 0.08 | 6 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Galileo | +2.20 | 58 | 57 |
| #2 | Smurffiin4 | +1.34 | 80 | 58 |
| #3 | R1ku | +1.10 | 63 | 54 |
| #4 | Dingus | +0.77 | 79 | 69 |
| #5 | AXXV | +0.52 | 67 | 61 |





