








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 890 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 790 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 45 matches | ||
| Faceit | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 114 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




48 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
9435 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 46,369 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 13611 | 29% |
| Smokes | 11645 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 11276 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 9837 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,168,879 of utility $55 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1309 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | R1ku | 54% | 331 |
| #2 | ada | 51% | 80 |
| #3 | WalZZor⭕⃤ | 50% | 465 |
| #4 | Galileo | 50% | 88 |
| #5 | Dingus | 50% | 640 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | WalZZor⭕⃤ | 50% | 465 |
| #4 | Galileo | 50% | 88 |
| #5 | Dingus | 50% | 640 |
| #6 | Smurffiin4 | 48% | 146 |
| #7 | WilleX | 48% | 141 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Dingus | 28 | 0.0021 |
| #2 | Smurffiin4 | 12 | 0.0038 |
| #3 | R1ku | 11 | 0.0016 |
| #4 | Galileo | 9 | 0.0047 |
| #5 | ada | 9 | 0.0055 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Dingus | 1532 | 0.11 | 44 min |
| #2 | WalZZor⭕⃤ | 1091 | 0.12 | 27 min |
| #3 | WilleX | 603 | 0.21 | 17 min |
| #4 | R1ku | 573 | 0.08 | 12 min |
| #5 | Smurffiin4 | 155 | 0.05 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Galileo | +2.80 | 57 | 54 |
| #2 | ada | +2.38 | 79 | 34 |
| #3 | Smurffiin4 | +1.53 | 79 | 59 |
| #4 | R1ku | +1.20 | 64 | 54 |
| #5 | Dingus | +0.68 | 79 | 69 |





