








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1613 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 507 matches | ||
| Faceit | 58 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 117 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




82 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
9146 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 20,253 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3694 | 18% |
| Smokes | 3653 | 18% |
| HE Grenades | 7680 | 38% |
| Molotovs | 5226 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,712,651 of utility $235 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2861 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | R1ku | 61% | 38 |
| #2 | L3de | 60% | 210 |
| #3 | Slörbö | 58% | 154 |
| #4 | Samsuy | 56% | 39 |
| #5 | Lusti | 56% | 43 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #8 | Molt1 | 53% | 58 |
| #9 | ylis | 51% | 199 |
| #10 | ᴿäˢäⁿᵉⁿ | 49% | 115 |
| #11 | HolyCrusadee | 48% | 146 |
| #12 | vitun komee | 45% | 58 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ᴿäˢäⁿᵉⁿ | 8 | 0.0034 |
| #2 | L3de | 7 | 0.0016 |
| #3 | ylis | 7 | 0.0017 |
| #4 | HolyCrusadee | 6 | 0.0019 |
| #5 | Slörbö | 5 | 0.0016 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | L3de | 529 | 0.12 | 13 min |
| #2 | Slörbö | 401 | 0.13 | 9 min |
| #3 | ylis | 387 | 0.09 | 10 min |
| #4 | HolyCrusadee | 357 | 0.11 | 9 min |
| #5 | Dingus | 303 | 0.10 | 8 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Samsuy | +2.20 | 81 | 73 |
| #2 | Smurffiin4 | +1.91 | 79 | 61 |
| #3 | Lusti | +1.14 | 69 | 59 |
| #4 | WalZZor⭕⃤ | +1.05 | 80 | 66 |
| #5 | R1ku | +0.79 | 64 | 60 |





