








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 748 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 567 matches | ||
| Faceit | 14 matches | ||
| Wingman | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 67 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




19 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5669 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 21,791 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3787 | 17% |
| Smokes | 8001 | 37% |
| HE Grenades | 4477 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 5526 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,967,142 of utility $149 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 388 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | Dingus | 55% | 401 |
| #4 | WalZZor⭕⃤ | 55% | 308 |
| #5 | HolyCrusadee | 54% | 331 |
| #6 | WilleX | 48% | 98 |
| #7 | Galileo | 48% | 65 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Dingus | 19 | 0.0022 |
| #2 | HolyCrusadee | 19 | 0.0028 |
| #3 | WalZZor⭕⃤ | 6 | 0.0009 |
| #4 | Galileo | 4 | 0.0028 |
| #5 | WilleX | 2 | 0.0010 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | HolyCrusadee | 1009 | 0.15 | 27 min |
| #2 | Dingus | 963 | 0.11 | 27 min |
| #3 | WalZZor⭕⃤ | 757 | 0.12 | 18 min |
| #4 | WilleX | 432 | 0.22 | 12 min |
| #5 | Galileo | 106 | 0.07 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Galileo | +2.34 | 57 | 57 |
| #2 | Smurffiin4 | +1.36 | 77 | 59 |
| #3 | Dingus | +0.74 | 79 | 71 |
| #4 | R1ku | +0.72 | 64 | 55 |
| #5 | WalZZor⭕⃤ | +0.31 | 74 | 67 |





