








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 701 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 788 matches | ||
| Faceit | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 31 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




15 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6914 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 28,092 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 10302 | 37% |
| Smokes | 4960 | 18% |
| HE Grenades | 8474 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 4356 | 16% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,964,695 of utility $168 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 511 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | R1ku | 55% | 308 |
| #2 | Galileo | 51% | 158 |
| #3 | HolyCrusadee | 50% | 465 |
| #4 | AXXV | 50% | 76 |
| #5 | Dingus | 49% | 584 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | AXXV | 50% | 76 |
| #5 | Dingus | 49% | 584 |
| #6 | buren | 46% | 63 |
| #7 | WilleX | 45% | 126 |
| #8 | TOMMY | 41% | 46 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Dingus | 29 | 0.0023 |
| #2 | HolyCrusadee | 20 | 0.0021 |
| #3 | Galileo | 11 | 0.0032 |
| #4 | R1ku | 9 | 0.0014 |
| #5 | WilleX | 4 | 0.0015 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Dingus | 1361 | 0.11 | 38 min |
| #2 | HolyCrusadee | 1271 | 0.13 | 34 min |
| #3 | WilleX | 553 | 0.21 | 14 min |
| #4 | R1ku | 531 | 0.08 | 11 min |
| #5 | Galileo | 244 | 0.07 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Galileo | +2.21 | 56 | 58 |
| #2 | R1ku | +1.03 | 66 | 55 |
| #3 | Dingus | +0.55 | 78 | 70 |
| #4 | AXXV | +0.46 | 68 | 62 |
| #5 | WalZZor⭕⃤ | +0.38 | 74 | 67 |





