








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1671 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 501 matches | ||
| Faceit | 67 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 4 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 20 different maps





Our logs show 41 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




81 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
9957 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 25,590 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4308 | 17% |
| Smokes | 9038 | 35% |
| HE Grenades | 5884 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 6360 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,265,147 of utility $74 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 3080 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | datsleoH | 73% | 41 |
| #2 | 🆃🅷🅴 🅺🅸🅽🅶 BOB3000 | 68% | 60 |
| #3 | Bergman | 66% | 41 |
| #4 | ph65bee | 58% | 81 |
| #5 | WalZZor⭕⃤ | 51% | 158 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #9 | Dingus | 47% | 171 |
| #10 | AXXV | 46% | 394 |
| #11 | buren | 45% | 429 |
| #12 | Tobiman | 43% | 120 |
| #13 | Teddare | 37% | 97 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | buren | 74 | 0.0082 |
| #2 | Teddare | 57 | 0.0290 |
| #3 | AXXV | 28 | 0.0034 |
| #4 | Tobiman | 17 | 0.0067 |
| #5 | Molle | 13 | 0.0029 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | buren | 1372 | 0.15 | 28 min |
| #2 | AXXV | 1065 | 0.13 | 28 min |
| #3 | Molle | 643 | 0.15 | 17 min |
| #4 | Dingus | 440 | 0.12 | 13 min |
| #5 | WalZZor⭕⃤ | 361 | 0.11 | 9 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Molle | +3.01 | 73 | 67 |
| #2 | Galileo | +2.84 | 60 | 56 |
| #3 | Bergman | +1.96 | 74 | 61 |
| #4 | datsleoH | +1.52 | 50 | 69 |
| #5 | 🆃🅷🅴 🅺🅸🅽🅶 BOB3000 | +0.18 | 54 | 73 |





