








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1051 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 245 matches | ||
| Premier | 157 matches | ||
| Renown | 50 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 12 matches | ||
| Faceit | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 48 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




37 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7434 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 26,488 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6837 | 26% |
| Smokes | 8040 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 5570 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 6041 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,884,710 of utility $127 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 803 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ScRaSh | 78% | 46 |
| #2 | SpeaR | 73% | 208 |
| #3 | Young Choppa | 69% | 39 |
| #4 | Leetify _s0ulless_ | 63% | 88 |
| #5 | ✝ScripT✝ | 60% | 213 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | Leetify _s0ulless_ | 63% | 88 |
| #5 | ✝ScripT✝ | 60% | 213 |
| #6 | ZabloiNG | 59% | 190 |
| #7 | goddamnduck | 57% | 68 |
| #8 | why|me | 55% | 42 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SpeaR | 29 | 0.0072 |
| #2 | ZabloiNG | 10 | 0.0026 |
| #3 | ✝ScripT✝ | 5 | 0.0012 |
| #4 | ScRaSh | 4 | 0.0047 |
| #5 | Leetify _s0ulless_ | 3 | 0.0016 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SpeaR | 549 | 0.14 | 14 min |
| #2 | ✝ScripT✝ | 500 | 0.12 | 13 min |
| #3 | ZabloiNG | 475 | 0.12 | 12 min |
| #4 | Leetify _s0ulless_ | 270 | 0.15 | 7 min |
| #5 | Young Choppa | 194 | 0.24 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SpeaR | +6.02 | 88 | 66 |
| #2 | Young Choppa | +3.38 | 81 | 73 |
| #3 | LOR3M | +2.77 | 71 | 60 |
| #4 | ✝ScripT✝ | +0.85 | 79 | 57 |
| #5 | ScRaSh | +0.56 | 71 | 68 |





