








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 2336 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 330 matches | ||
| Renown | 231 matches | ||
| Faceit | 95 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 71 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 68 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 65 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 55 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 47 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 44 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 40 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 39 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 26 matches | ||
| Wingman | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 21 different maps





Our logs show 85 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




162 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
18731 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 46,917 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 11044 | 24% |
| Smokes | 12104 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 12446 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 11323 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,520,325 of utility $127 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 4253 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | LOR3M | 73% | 208 |
| #2 | roberto | 73% | 110 |
| #3 | :Saltiee | 68% | 74 |
| #4 | Mor1s | 65% | 128 |
| #5 | ScRaSh | 65% | 307 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | Byro | 64% | 199 |
| #7 | ZeZakツ | 59% | 165 |
| #8 | 150k | 59% | 175 |
| #9 | Sandić | 59% | 109 |
| #10 | Gaybob Fagpants | 58% | 120 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ScRaSh | 19 | 0.0031 |
| #2 | ZeZakツ | 19 | 0.0055 |
| #3 | Sandić | 17 | 0.0080 |
| #4 | Byro | 14 | 0.0036 |
| #5 | LOR3M | 10 | 0.0025 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ScRaSh | 819 | 0.13 | 21 min |
| #2 | Mor1s | 756 | 0.27 | 17 min |
| #3 | LOR3M | 578 | 0.14 | 11 min |
| #4 | ZeZakツ | 527 | 0.15 | 12 min |
| #5 | Gaybob Fagpants | 477 | 0.20 | 13 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SpeaR | +5.21 | 87 | 68 |
| #2 | roberto | +2.34 | 90 | 69 |
| #3 | Mor1s | +2.14 | 90 | 66 |
| #4 | LOR3M | +1.93 | 67 | 52 |
| #5 | :Saltiee | +0.88 | 79 | 70 |





