








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 42 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 92 matches | ||
| Premier | 88 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 25 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




10 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1713 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,066 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2234 | 25% |
| Smokes | 2137 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 2596 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 2099 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $797,319 of utility $141 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 7 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✝ScripT✝ | 61% | 97 |
| #2 | LOR3M | 59% | 190 |
| #3 | Young Choppa | 55% | 85 |
| #4 | Leetify _s0ulless_ | 54% | 134 |
| #5 | why|me | 53% | 38 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | Leetify _s0ulless_ | 54% | 134 |
| #5 | why|me | 53% | 38 |
| #6 | goddamnduck | 50% | 110 |
| #7 | gaymorit | 44% | 18 |
| #8 | stariy bob zaza | 42% | 19 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | LOR3M | 6 | 0.0015 |
| #2 | Leetify _s0ulless_ | 4 | 0.0014 |
| #3 | goddamnduck | 4 | 0.0017 |
| #4 | ✝ScripT✝ | 3 | 0.0015 |
| #5 | why|me | 3 | 0.0040 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | LOR3M | 745 | 0.19 | 19 min |
| #2 | Leetify _s0ulless_ | 398 | 0.14 | 9 min |
| #3 | Young Choppa | 394 | 0.22 | 10 min |
| #4 | ✝ScripT✝ | 223 | 0.11 | 7 min |
| #5 | goddamnduck | 174 | 0.07 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | LOR3M | +3.91 | 70 | 65 |
| #2 | Young Choppa | +3.26 | 82 | 74 |
| #3 | ✝ScripT✝ | +1.13 | 80 | 54 |
| #4 | Leetify _s0ulless_ | -0.19 | 68 | 57 |
| #5 | goddamnduck | -0.60 | 73 | 63 |





