








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1488 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 418 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 156 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 90 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 76 matches | ||
| Faceit | 68 matches | ||
| Wingman | 63 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 40 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 21 different maps





Our logs show 69 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




103 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
9590 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 28,432 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6365 | 22% |
| Smokes | 8883 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 6657 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 6527 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,615,336 of utility $154 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 409 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Marco Pyright | 56% | 157 |
| #2 | akaza | 55% | 218 |
| #3 | road to 10k my dream | 54% | 147 |
| #4 | Fukkon^ | 54% | 74 |
| #5 | Supply | 49% | 82 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | Supply | 49% | 82 |
| #6 | KARM | 49% | 164 |
| #7 | Stine | 47% | 88 |
| #8 | OBITO.exe | 44% | 106 |
| #9 | Herslow | 37% | 59 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | akaza | 71 | 0.0167 |
| #2 | road to 10k my dream | 49 | 0.0162 |
| #3 | KARM | 32 | 0.0092 |
| #4 | Marco Pyright | 30 | 0.0092 |
| #5 | Fukkon^ | 17 | 0.0109 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KARM | 666 | 0.19 | 17 min |
| #2 | akaza | 524 | 0.12 | 15 min |
| #3 | Stine | 491 | 0.27 | 11 min |
| #4 | road to 10k my dream | 436 | 0.14 | 13 min |
| #5 | OBITO.exe | 296 | 0.14 | 6 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | akaza | +4.04 | 75 | 59 |
| #2 | Supply | +3.04 | 79 | 63 |
| #3 | road to 10k my dream | +1.62 | 63 | 58 |
| #4 | Marco Pyright | +0.85 | 73 | 41 |
| #5 | Stine | +0.75 | 75 | 66 |





