








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 759 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 130 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 115 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 94 matches | ||
| Premier | 75 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 68 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 51 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 44 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 18 matches | ||
| Wingman | 10 matches | ||
| Faceit | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 63 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




32 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6373 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 25,999 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 7579 | 29% |
| Smokes | 6250 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 6669 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 5501 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,656,846 of utility $120 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 463 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | akaza | 53% | 74 |
| #6 | NySouwix | 53% | 93 |
| #7 | Herslow | 52% | 418 |
| #8 | DooBie_Doo | 44% | 106 |
| #9 | Tvrikz | 40% | 47 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | akaza | 26 | 0.0181 |
| #2 | Herslow | 20 | 0.0024 |
| #3 | Tvrikz | 14 | 0.0159 |
| #4 | 60hz TV | 11 | 0.0078 |
| #5 | DooBie_Doo | 5 | 0.0024 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | akaza | +4.43 | 77 | 61 |
| #2 | タフ | +3.86 | 90 | 56 |
| #3 | 60hz TV | +3.63 | 85 | 54 |
| #4 | NySouwix | +1.45 | 74 | 68 |
| #5 | OBITO.exe | +1.02 | 71 | 61 |





