








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 162 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 425 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 11 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




192 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6588 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,935 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4106 | 32% |
| Smokes | 3614 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 2325 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 2890 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,045,131 of utility $99 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 245 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kassoulet blesser | 61% | 36 |
| #2 | DooBie_Doo | 54% | 147 |
| #3 | Marco Pyright | 54% | 133 |
| #4 | Diam's | 52% | 46 |
| #5 | KARM | 43% | 53 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | Marco Pyright | 54% | 133 |
| #4 | Diam's | 52% | 46 |
| #5 | KARM | 43% | 53 |
| #6 | poufpafpif | 38% | 56 |
| #7 | ouiiii | 37% | 38 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | poufpafpif | 41 | 0.0359 |
| #2 | ouiiii | 34 | 0.0470 |
| #3 | Marco Pyright | 13 | 0.0047 |
| #4 | KARM | 13 | 0.0121 |
| #5 | DooBie_Doo | 12 | 0.0040 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | poufpafpif | 341 | 0.30 | 7 min |
| #2 | DooBie_Doo | 270 | 0.09 | 8 min |
| #3 | Marco Pyright | 214 | 0.08 | 3 min |
| #4 | KARM | 195 | 0.18 | 6 min |
| #5 | kassoulet blesser | 130 | 0.18 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Diam's | +3.03 | 76 | 53 |
| #2 | road to 10k my dream | +2.29 | 64 | 56 |
| #3 | ouiiii | +0.53 | 63 | 22 |
| #4 | poufpafpif | +0.45 | 59 | 55 |
| #5 | DooBie_Doo | +0.28 | 69 | 60 |





