








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 420 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 368 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 96 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 69 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 65 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 45 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 41 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 41 matches | ||
| Faceit | 41 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 39 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 5 matches | ||
| Wingman | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 19 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




148 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
10480 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,200 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3464 | 31% |
| Smokes | 3196 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 939 | 8% |
| Molotovs | 3601 | 32% |
Our logs show you have wasted $827,761 of utility $42 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1454 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | akaza | 58% | 77 |
| #2 | Shockwave | 57% | 92 |
| #3 | DooBie_Doo | 56% | 157 |
| #4 | ZarticV2 | 55% | 69 |
| #5 | road to 10k my dream | 54% | 133 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #10 | Hoקe | 48% | 67 |
| #11 | Supply | 46% | 67 |
| #12 | Pookie | 44% | 52 |
| #13 | Fukkon^ | 43% | 102 |
| #14 | MA | 32% | 97 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kassoulet blesser | 73 | 0.0167 |
| #2 | road to 10k my dream | 44 | 0.0159 |
| #3 | rAYY | 39 | 0.0122 |
| #4 | akaza | 37 | 0.0239 |
| #5 | Fukkon^ | 33 | 0.0158 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kassoulet blesser | 769 | 0.18 | 18 min |
| #2 | road to 10k my dream | 433 | 0.16 | 12 min |
| #3 | rAYY | 418 | 0.13 | 12 min |
| #4 | Stine | 409 | 0.27 | 9 min |
| #5 | MA | 332 | 0.17 | 8 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Supply | +4.28 | 79 | 58 |
| #2 | rAYY | +3.05 | 85 | 65 |
| #3 | road to 10k my dream | +2.16 | 67 | 59 |
| #4 | MA | +1.70 | 80 | 62 |
| #5 | akaza | +1.69 | 74 | 53 |





