








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 301 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 95 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 62 matches | ||
| Premier | 53 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 40 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 40 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 25 matches | ||
| Wingman | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 2 matches | ||
| Faceit | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 25 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




23 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5234 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 23,108 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 7206 | 31% |
| Smokes | 6239 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 4337 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 5326 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $392,139 of utility $40 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 354 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Fukkon^ | 63% | 27 |
| #2 | akaza | 55% | 31 |
| #3 | Achel | 55% | 31 |
| #4 | rAYY | 54% | 150 |
| #5 | 𝔈𝔫𝔢𝔯𝔬 | 54% | 39 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Marco Pyright | 20 | 0.0130 |
| #2 | rAYY | 16 | 0.0059 |
| #3 | DooBie_Doo | 14 | 0.0076 |
| #4 | akaza | 11 | 0.0164 |
| #5 | kassoulet blesser | 10 | 0.0121 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | rAYY | 534 | 0.20 | 16 min |
| #2 | DooBie_Doo | 207 | 0.11 | 6 min |
| #3 | kassoulet blesser | 162 | 0.20 | 4 min |
| #4 | 𝔈𝔫𝔢𝔯𝔬 | 147 | 0.23 | 4 min |
| #5 | achille.grognet | 131 | 0.27 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | rAYY | +3.59 | 86 | 66 |
| #2 | akaza | +3.25 | 66 | 45 |
| #3 | Stine | +2.68 | 77 | 67 |
| #4 | Achel | +1.91 | 83 | 52 |
| #5 | xIZUMI | +1.47 | 68 | 50 |





