








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1054 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 181 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 53 matches | ||
| Faceit | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Golden | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 73 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




106 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5078 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,733 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4662 | 34% |
| Smokes | 3218 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 3191 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 2662 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $964,905 of utility $106 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 559 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Goodiouse | 65% | 23 |
| #2 | DooBie_Doo | 49% | 164 |
| #3 | Mangecouilles | 44% | 50 |
| #4 | road to 10k my dream | 43% | 53 |
| #5 | akaza | 41% | 68 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | DooBie_Doo | 49% | 164 |
| #3 | Mangecouilles | 44% | 50 |
| #4 | road to 10k my dream | 43% | 53 |
| #5 | akaza | 41% | 68 |
| #6 | yeeaaaaaaaah | 36% | 141 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | yeeaaaaaaaah | 60 | 0.0211 |
| #2 | akaza | 43 | 0.0322 |
| #3 | road to 10k my dream | 29 | 0.0265 |
| #4 | DooBie_Doo | 23 | 0.0067 |
| #5 | Mangecouilles | 10 | 0.0094 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DooBie_Doo | 406 | 0.12 | 11 min |
| #2 | Mangecouilles | 224 | 0.21 | 5 min |
| #3 | akaza | 195 | 0.15 | 5 min |
| #4 | road to 10k my dream | 166 | 0.15 | 4 min |
| #5 | yeeaaaaaaaah | 148 | 0.05 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | akaza | +4.62 | 72 | 57 |
| #2 | Mangecouilles | +1.95 | 70 | 60 |
| #3 | KARM | +1.38 | 69 | 61 |
| #4 | road to 10k my dream | +1.21 | 58 | 55 |
| #5 | DooBie_Doo | +0.91 | 64 | 57 |





