








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 93 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September


The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 146 matches | ||
| Faceit | 48 matches | ||
| Wingman | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 20 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




21 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2634 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,350 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 980 | 15% |
| Smokes | 2040 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 2597 | 41% |
| Molotovs | 733 | 12% |
Our logs show you have wasted $871,117 of utility $123 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 65 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | @potus | 63% | 73 |
| #2 | Shinigami99 | 60% | 72 |
| #3 | georgie | 54% | 59 |
| #4 | ♰Egyéni Vállalkozó♰ | 52% | 108 |
| #5 | Kölyök | 52% | 29 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Meggyi | 10 | 0.0022 |
| #2 | dior | 7 | 0.0139 |
| #3 | ♰Egyéni Vállalkozó♰ | 3 | 0.0013 |
| #4 | Shinigami99 | 3 | 0.0019 |
| #5 | georgie | 3 | 0.0024 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | @potus | 282 | 0.19 | 8 min |
| #2 | Meggyi | 278 | 0.06 | 7 min |
| #3 | Haaland | 165 | 0.10 | 5 min |
| #4 | 6almas 5let | 143 | 0.09 | 3 min |
| #5 | ♰Egyéni Vállalkozó♰ | 128 | 0.06 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | dior | +4.07 | 94 | 74 |
| #2 | @potus | +3.61 | 87 | 74 |
| #3 | ♰Egyéni Vállalkozó♰ | +1.77 | 75 | 57 |
| #4 | Shinigami99 | +1.27 | 58 | 55 |
| #5 | georgie | +1.24 | 51 | 56 |





