








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 288 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 121 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 9 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




10 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1805 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,498 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1902 | 22% |
| Smokes | 2249 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 2626 | 31% |
| Molotovs | 1721 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $683,421 of utility $130 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 412 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Shinigami99 | 50% | 30 |
| #2 | RediBullistic | 50% | 46 |
| #3 | georgie | 48% | 52 |
| #4 | dior | 44% | 45 |
| #5 | Stmatheus | 43% | 23 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #9 | ♰Egyéni Vállalkozó♰ | 42% | 142 |
| #10 | Kölyök | 39% | 33 |
| #11 | Benczz | 39% | 83 |
| #12 | -_Alien Z_- | 38% | 45 |
| #13 | @potus | 34% | 38 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Meggyi | 15 | 0.0046 |
| #2 | dior | 10 | 0.0108 |
| #3 | ♰Egyéni Vállalkozó♰ | 6 | 0.0020 |
| #4 | Haaland | 6 | 0.0026 |
| #5 | georgie | 5 | 0.0045 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Haaland | 215 | 0.09 | 7 min |
| #2 | dior | 184 | 0.20 | 4 min |
| #3 | ♰Egyéni Vállalkozó♰ | 177 | 0.06 | 4 min |
| #4 | Meggyi | 167 | 0.05 | 3 min |
| #5 | @potus | 120 | 0.16 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RediBullistic | +3.41 | 64 | 51 |
| #2 | dior | +3.21 | 88 | 72 |
| #3 | @potus | +2.95 | 89 | 74 |
| #4 | ♰Egyéni Vállalkozó♰ | +1.05 | 73 | 56 |
| #5 | 6almas 5let | +0.26 | 50 | 59 |





