








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 315 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 86 matches | ||
| Faceit | 61 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 27 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




26 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2745 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,460 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3194 | 34% |
| Smokes | 2519 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 2096 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 1651 | 17% |
Our logs show you have wasted $335,505 of utility $74 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 439 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Benczz | 63% | 73 |
| #2 | georgie | 59% | 69 |
| #3 | Shinigami99 | 57% | 61 |
| #4 | Meggyi | 57% | 102 |
| #5 | -_Alien Z_- | 55% | 20 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | -_Alien Z_- | 55% | 20 |
| #6 | ♰Egyéni Vállalkozó♰ | 54% | 105 |
| #7 | Kölyök | 50% | 16 |
| #8 | Haaland | 43% | 40 |
| #9 | 6almas 5let | 34% | 38 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ♰Egyéni Vállalkozó♰ | 5 | 0.0024 |
| #2 | georgie | 4 | 0.0028 |
| #3 | Meggyi | 3 | 0.0014 |
| #4 | Benczz | 2 | 0.0013 |
| #5 | Shinigami99 | 1 | 0.0008 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Meggyi | 143 | 0.07 | 4 min |
| #2 | ♰Egyéni Vállalkozó♰ | 140 | 0.07 | 3 min |
| #3 | georgie | 97 | 0.07 | 2 min |
| #4 | Shinigami99 | 94 | 0.07 | 2 min |
| #5 | 6almas 5let | 72 | 0.09 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | @potus | +3.69 | 88 | 73 |
| #2 | ♰Egyéni Vállalkozó♰ | +1.53 | 79 | 52 |
| #3 | georgie | +0.42 | 54 | 51 |
| #4 | 6almas 5let | -0.58 | 45 | 62 |
| #5 | Shinigami99 | -0.69 | 49 | 54 |





