








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 204 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 80 matches | ||
| Premier | 69 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 16 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




8 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1743 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,497 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1068 | 16% |
| Smokes | 2068 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 2048 | 32% |
| Molotovs | 1313 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $630,402 of utility $133 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 211 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #9 | Benczz | 60% | 72 |
| #10 | @potus | 57% | 61 |
| #11 | ♰Egyéni Vállalkozó♰ | 55% | 115 |
| #12 | 6almas 5let | 50% | 30 |
| #13 | Kölyök | 48% | 25 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Meggyi | 9 | 0.0032 |
| #2 | Benczz | 4 | 0.0026 |
| #3 | georgie | 3 | 0.0024 |
| #4 | Kölyök | 3 | 0.0053 |
| #5 | @potus | 2 | 0.0015 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Meggyi | 252 | 0.09 | 6 min |
| #2 | @potus | 216 | 0.17 | 7 min |
| #3 | ♰Egyéni Vállalkozó♰ | 162 | 0.07 | 4 min |
| #4 | dior | 87 | 0.18 | 2 min |
| #5 | georgie | 77 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | @potus | +4.53 | 88 | 78 |
| #2 | dior | +2.43 | 92 | 73 |
| #3 | sanKO | +2.11 | 46 | 46 |
| #4 | ♰Egyéni Vállalkozó♰ | +1.82 | 78 | 58 |
| #5 | georgie | +1.29 | 50 | 48 |





