








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 734 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 365 matches | ||
| Wingman | 86 matches | ||
| Faceit | 84 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 46 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 21 different maps





Our logs show 32 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




49 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5727 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 20,794 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3474 | 17% |
| Smokes | 7322 | 35% |
| HE Grenades | 7447 | 36% |
| Molotovs | 2551 | 12% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,803,208 of utility $119 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 175 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #10 | Stmatheus | 50% | 64 |
| #11 | Benczz | 49% | 230 |
| #12 | -_Alien Z_- | 47% | 59 |
| #13 | mirage enjoyer | 43% | 44 |
| #14 | 6almas 5let | 42% | 157 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | georgie | 19 | 0.0031 |
| #2 | dior | 19 | 0.0091 |
| #3 | Benczz | 16 | 0.0035 |
| #4 | mirage enjoyer | 11 | 0.0121 |
| #5 | @potus | 7 | 0.0034 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | dior | 430 | 0.21 | 10 min |
| #2 | Haaland | 381 | 0.09 | 10 min |
| #3 | ♰Egyéni Vállalkozó♰ | 378 | 0.07 | 9 min |
| #4 | @potus | 364 | 0.17 | 10 min |
| #5 | georgie | 361 | 0.06 | 8 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | mirage enjoyer | +5.75 | 89 | 62 |
| #2 | @potus | +3.35 | 89 | 76 |
| #3 | dior | +2.66 | 88 | 71 |
| #4 | RediBullistic | +1.80 | 56 | 55 |
| #5 | ♰Egyéni Vállalkozó♰ | +1.60 | 76 | 58 |





