








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 490 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 214 matches | ||
| Faceit | 77 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 11 matches | ||
| Wingman | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 14 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




12 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3638 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,616 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2769 | 24% |
| Smokes | 3356 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 3280 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 2211 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,337,431 of utility $155 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 133 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | georgie | 60% | 115 |
| #2 | RediBullistic | 55% | 40 |
| #3 | Shinigami99 | 55% | 115 |
| #4 | @potus | 54% | 105 |
| #5 | dior | 54% | 82 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Meggyi | 11 | 0.0020 |
| #2 | @potus | 7 | 0.0034 |
| #3 | 6almas 5let | 6 | 0.0020 |
| #4 | dior | 6 | 0.0034 |
| #5 | Haaland | 5 | 0.0020 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Meggyi | 414 | 0.08 | 10 min |
| #2 | @potus | 355 | 0.17 | 9 min |
| #3 | dior | 345 | 0.20 | 9 min |
| #4 | 6almas 5let | 267 | 0.09 | 6 min |
| #5 | Haaland | 209 | 0.08 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | @potus | +3.09 | 88 | 76 |
| #2 | dior | +2.81 | 86 | 75 |
| #3 | ♰Egyéni Vállalkozó♰ | +1.71 | 76 | 58 |
| #4 | RediBullistic | +0.74 | 56 | 56 |
| #5 | 6almas 5let | -0.01 | 47 | 60 |





