








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 311 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 207 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 22 matches | ||
| Wingman | 15 matches | ||
| Faceit | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 23 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




13 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2401 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,191 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2317 | 21% |
| Smokes | 3516 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 2954 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 2404 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $679,627 of utility $95 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 74 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Shinigami99 | 62% | 34 |
| #2 | georgie | 58% | 45 |
| #3 | RediBullistic | 56% | 18 |
| #4 | dior | 53% | 34 |
| #5 | Meggyi | 51% | 203 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Meggyi | 11 | 0.0027 |
| #2 | Benczz | 7 | 0.0042 |
| #3 | dior | 7 | 0.0102 |
| #4 | georgie | 6 | 0.0064 |
| #5 | Kölyök | 4 | 0.0083 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 6almas 5let | 230 | 0.10 | 5 min |
| #2 | Meggyi | 201 | 0.05 | 4 min |
| #3 | dior | 163 | 0.24 | 3 min |
| #4 | ♰Egyéni Vállalkozó♰ | 154 | 0.06 | 3 min |
| #5 | @potus | 138 | 0.18 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | dior | +4.22 | 93 | 72 |
| #2 | RediBullistic | +3.69 | 67 | 47 |
| #3 | @potus | +2.21 | 91 | 72 |
| #4 | ♰Egyéni Vállalkozó♰ | +2.02 | 75 | 59 |
| #5 | georgie | +1.81 | 61 | 44 |





